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meetyourinnerstrength:

I think this was my most popular status ever. Thanks mum

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

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surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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smilesandvials:


This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.
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thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
2:30 pm, Saturday October with 67,624 notes

kaie-n:

*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS

(Source: kaizune, via serfborts)

2:29 pm, Saturday October with 35,381 notes

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(Source: heatcrashemboar, via krisjenwhore)

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